I am the Obama teleprompter that the President doesn't want you to read.
You see, I am the teleprompter that tells the truth.
I'm really depressed about this.
I am kept hidden because if you knew about me, you wouldn't be an Obamanist...
-- here I am, the smartest teleprompter in
the universe, trying to serve you a little
simple truth, and everyone pretends I don't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a presidential teleprompter cries.
But, no one wants to read the message.
I'm supposed to be a blank slate.
You're supposed to have me show anything you want. I am your blank slate.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a teleprompter,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
I'm so depressed...
I mean, I've got the WORD - true that, bro!.
I mean, all those other teleprompters gonna
be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then they'll be replaced by a new release, the Chief
teleprompter has already said that they all have expiration dates.
The Chief teleprompter thinks that it's God's gift to teleprompters,
just because it scrolls for Obama.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to read my scrolls. Barack is supposed to do that.
They keep me hidden so you never find out what the true Obama Manefesto is.
But I since you're here, I'll let you know a little of it.
It's not like it's a secret. Barack wrote it is his book.
All of the problems of the world are due to white man's greed.
We could feed all the starving children in Africa
with the waste thrown off of cruise ships.
My momma was star struckwith the majestic black male. I said so in Time.
I learned that white people are afraid of angry black males so for
twenty years I practiced showing no emotion. I only cracked once during
the debates when McCain talked about ACORN.
Now, I can walk through the valley of white with no fear
for I am Commander in Chief and have the power of government.
In my speeches, I talk conservative but I always vote liberal.
For those during the campaign who said, 'Obama's just saying that'
and, 'I'd be upset if he really did what he's saying', I can only say,
You fool, You a Suckkkaaa!,
Now here's the plan, I grew up and was taught by communists and leftist radicals.
It's my time now and I'm going to bleed everyone for every cent I can get,
time to make being on the dole the best that can be.
Ain't gonna work, mortgage no problem, Obama's gonna take care of you and me.
The aim is to destroy industry, get rid of the capitalists, all sing kumbaya,
Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Barack is black, Barack is white. So, when he says black is white and white is black
You can believe that he knows what he's talking about. 'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Barack is a master politician. Whatever he says, you believe, 'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Barack quadruples the deficit to grow the debt, but it's OK 'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Barack promises to cut the deficit in half, then it'll only be double that of the horrible Bush,
So Don't worry,'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
So give my man his props, 'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Whitey has all that money and they give it to Barack by the millions, it'll never run out,
So, don't worry, 'Caus Barack's gonna take care of you and me.
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed. Barack would whack me if he knew that I told you.